Found 3 cigarettes on the ground today.

In perfect condition, on the steps of the Royal Exchange.

I know the homeless go around picking up fag-ends, but these were brand spanking-new davidoffs.

I also found half a Cohiba in Gresham street.

A massive thing, and managed to fill up my pouch with some rather high quality tobacco.

I shall dream of the fair maiden's thigh upon which the cigar was rolled as I puff my way through some rather fine roaches.

There's also suddenly a craze for leaving white electrical goods in the streets nearby. I found a cooker yesterday near the Angel, and almost immediately a white microwave on St Peter's street?

What could possibly happen next? Where is it all going?