My cat got an invite to er-indoors for tea the other day.

Peculiar thing was you could probably have picked up the invite on the street, it was nothing more than a piece of coloured paper, printed on one-side.

We nipped in the back entrance, showed our coloured paper to the quiet thug on the gate and popped in for tea.

On the way out, a steward said to the chappie in front of me,

'Commander Bond is it ? '

To which the trebly striped officer replied,

' No, but it is Commander James '.

And then you realise, just how much effective security was probably in place. This is British. Subtle, often self-deprecating understatement.

We don't need to gesture with flash bombs, bullets and bullies.

Not Britain.