It's been a while. I've been somewhere else.

But now I'm back, and the first thing I found was a pound coin in the tray of a fruit machine.

Somewhere near Victoria.

So I popped it into the machine, and nothing for 2 spins, followed by a £5 payout.

In tokens. I didn't think they were legal anymore.

So I put them back and gambled my way up to a tenner.

Had a cheeky pie and a pint.

Then lost the rest.

The wind is beginning to blow over the water again.